Lord Niou of the Cats

So, you know that old saying where somewhere in the world, it's 5PM, so therefore it's okay to drink alcohol at 9AM.

I think we should expand it into saying that somewhere in the universe, it's that-day-we-denote-as-somewhat-important-holiday-wise and therefore it's special every day. If we go by the old thing of rotations around the central star in the solar system blah blah blah. And if every day is special, somewhere, then it's no longer special?

Ho Ho Ho No.